Gear Giggles

I'd rather he talk minutes for 6 inches if you know what I mean

On the 4th of July, we celebrate America's decrepit birth.

Fun Fun Fun til their daddy takes the Shred Sled away

Between this and that Dream Theater post from a couple days ago, I'm ruminating on the creation of

You've heard of progressive metal, now enjoy REgressive metal!

Djentstick uber alles.

Or Kirk Hammett over Motley Crue. Or George Lynch over Iced Earth. Or

You might not catch it at first, but pay attention you'll catch a detail that will change how you see

Scott Pellegrom hangs a lampshade on it like a boss.

Dude, you're probably just not picking hard enough.

In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known

"Hey Marco, want to audition for Dream Theater?" "Dream What?" "Dream Theater." "What Theater?" "Dream Theater." "What what?"