Gear Giggles

Or Kirk Hammett over Motley Crue. Or George Lynch over Iced Earth. Or

You might not catch it at first, but pay attention you'll catch a detail that will change how you see

Scott Pellegrom hangs a lampshade on it like a boss.

Dude, you're probably just not picking hard enough.

In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known

"Hey Marco, want to audition for Dream Theater?" "Dream What?" "Dream Theater." "What Theater?" "Dream Theater." "What what?"

Too little, too late buddy. It's over. We're done.

Halo's no angel, but they look like they DO give a damn 'bout their bad reputation, and are taking steps

His name sounds like a censored curse, so you know you can trust him.

NAMM 2014 was the year of nine strings, and of one.

A bunch of new amps at the lower-priced end of the spectrum.

It's very sophisticated technology. It must take up at least four rack spaces.

Video games and metal go together like pork chops and apple sauce

At least now Kanye has something to wear with those pants of his.