Gear Giggles

Nobody thinks you're cool. Sorry.

It once shredded half pipes. Now it shreds riffs.

You want metal kids? This is how you get metal kids.

When the G.A.S. attacks, but it's the apocalypse

Oh that's easy, it's pronounced "piezo"

What if the children's classic were reimagined for metalheads?

the thing about a turbine