Gear Giggles

"It's basically a poor man's Periphery without vocals."

Highway To The Metal Zone

It's a nice day for a black wedding.

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "ear candy"

Top Shred Chef in the Battle of the Tasty Noodles

All while "Beautiful Joe" Biden hung around backstage.

What if Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer, or Pantera had recorded the song instead?