Gear Giggles

It turns out "Head Azimuth" isn't an overlord who rules over the Azimuth Empire.

Well, more specifically former Danzig guitarist John Christ's amp

I'm disrespectful to dirt! And

Build your #mypedaltrain and post it to Twitter! We nominate Annie Clark and Taylor Swift.

We're all guilty of some of these.

Every Time I Die converge with Kurt Ballou to make their new album

Here's your Tumblr of the week winner, folks.

Hoodies: the white lab coats of the 2010's?

I'd rather he talk minutes for 6 inches if you know what I mean

On the 4th of July, we celebrate America's decrepit birth.

Fun Fun Fun til their daddy takes the Shred Sled away

Between this and that Dream Theater post from a couple days ago, I'm ruminating on the creation of toygods.net.

You've heard of progressive metal, now enjoy REgressive metal!