Gear Gods

In this simile ebony is a stand in for "the bass guitar" and ivory is an allegorical representation of "a

What do you get for the shredder than has everything?

Drummers: are you bored of spewing in 4/4? Get in here and up your game.

Picks don't just grow on trees you know! Oh wait

If we were in The Old West, would McCoy's outlaw name be The Sunbather?

A gift from the metal pantheon on high.

A beautiful freak for the Find of the Week.

Brooklyns Tombs are not a place you can be buried, but an entity that will bury you.

Learn a riff AND get your music theory fix.

I wonder where that fish did go, a fish, a fish, a fishy, oooohhhhhh?

Turning the peanut gallery into peanut butter.

Ex-Between the Buried and Me drummer rips on Tommy Giles' new solo record.

Now that the rest of us are quitting music, can I call dibs on human taxidermy?