His name sounds like a censored curse, so you know you can trust him.

Which closely resembles the act of playing difficult drum beats quickly

Don't say the dj- word, just don't. But it totally does.

Patrick Sheridan traded an Axe-FX for a Mesa Mark V.

Tremble! as he recounts his sinister motivations for learning the guitar

I mean hell, there's magnets involved. And a "self-automating trap design." It sounds like you'd need a PhD for that.

You know, nothing serious, just coffee. Oh, I'm sorry, did I spill my coffee on you? Looks like of nice.

"We have achieved Ludacris speed

One last hit of NAMM, but DDrum does our job for us this time.

Boldly pioneering the vintage futurism of aluminum guitars.

The Revocation guitarist/vocalist will teach you everything he knows about songwriting or melt your brain trying.

Mike Orlando from Adrenaline Mob gave us a tour. For those of you wondering, he's my second favorite Orlando: below

For those of you that hate directionality as much as I hate mayo.

NAMM 2014 was the year of nine strings, and of one.

Cross-Atlantic powers unite!

Who does he love more: Neil Peart or Sean Kinney? You'll never believe his answer