In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known

Someone needs to show these guys what a frown looks like. Have they never seen a band photo?

"Hey Marco, want to audition for Dream Theater?" "Dream What?" "Dream Theater." "What Theater?" "Dream Theater." "What what?"

Maybe the dimmer is just moving very slowly. I'm no lighting technician.

Wood from salvaged logs and water tanks

Win some recording software and free tickets to a show!

The guys were tasked with tracking a song and generating the tones using nothing but Toontrack's software. And their guitars.

Not literally. Just on video. He actually doesn't have time to personally hang out with you. It's like high school

For those of you who don't like dry guitars or sandwiches.

Alternate headline: Squarepusher writes music for 78 fingers and 22 arms.

He probably skateboards better than you too.

Or how I learned to stop worrying because Ola's gear is the bomb.

If this ocean's a rockin', don't come a throwin' up over the bow.

The most comfortable of all hats.

Actually there's nothing particularly "meta" about this playthrough video. I just thought that made a good headline.

Stick around for some bonus ruminations on midi foot controllers afterwards. Can anything be more exciting? I'm thinking no.