Who knew Jason Statham could shred so hard?

Instead of throwing your Marshall at your MacBook, get your tube tone into your DAW with this all-in-one.

Cram this on your Hamer, then flam your way to good grammar you spammer! (?)

This is extreme slap bass from beyond the scope of time.

Ze Germans are here!!!!

I don't have anything clever for this one, just bang your damn head.

These Frenchmen came to Brooklyn to record an album at the worst possible time, yet somehow pulled it together.

Thrown undergarments soon to follow.

Side-of-the-stage view of most of "Ritual" and the end of "Year Zero."

This guy's playing is Brazil NUTS.

I wanted to share this with you so his performance isn't just Meinl, it's yours-l.

A manly pickup for a manly sound. No girls allowed. EXCEPT FOR THE BEARDED LADY

"Execution/Don't Save Me" is the song this time.