If this ocean's a rockin', don't come a throwin' up over the bow.

Actually there's nothing particularly "meta" about this playthrough video. I just thought that made a good headline.

Stick around for some bonus ruminations on midi foot controllers afterwards. Can anything be more exciting? I'm thinking no.

Pretty sure everyone in the band has faces. The whole works. Eyes. Noses. Nostrils. Bunch of liars, those dudes.

Too little, too late buddy. It's over. We're done.

And in the process he gets some big tone out of those low-wattage Laney heads.

I may have to do a gear rundown with these guys one day, just so I can call it "Rigs

You know what Masto-don't? Over hype the high and low end at the expense of tone, that's what.

Bonus: Creature from the Black Lagoon jack-o-lantern. Available in most major retail locations.

His name sounds like a censored curse, so you know you can trust him.

Which closely resembles the act of playing difficult drum beats quickly

Tremble! as he recounts his sinister motivations for learning the guitar

One last hit of NAMM, but DDrum does our job for us this time.

Mike Orlando from Adrenaline Mob gave us a tour. For those of you wondering, he's my second favorite Orlando: below