Spectre Studios’ Glenn Fricker, the Lewis Black of the recording world, is back again to give you shit for cupping the microphone. You might remember him from this past November, when he made a very convincing argument for why not to do it.
But now he’s given up. After all, you people are just going to cup anyway. So why not monetize stupidity? For the meager price of (three payments of) $699.99, you can have
one two three instructional dvds, one two space age automatic mic cuppers, and the crippling burden of shame that will weigh on you like an iron vault as you gasp in your sleep.