Glenn Fricker is back in “Cupping the Mic Works Wonders!”

Spectre Studios’ Glenn Fricker, the Lewis Black of the recording world, is back again to give you shit for cupping the microphone. You might remember him from this past November, when he made a very convincing argument for why not to do it.

But now he’s given up. After all, you people are just going to cup anyway. So why not monetize stupidity? For the meager price of (three payments of) $699.99, you can have one two three instructional dvds, one two space age automatic mic cuppers, and the crippling burden of shame that will weigh on you like an iron vault as you gasp in your sleep.

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Chris Alfano has written about music and toured in bands since print magazines and mp3.com were popular. Once in high-school he hacked a friend's QBasic stick figure fighting game to add a chiptune metal soundtrack. Random attractive people still give him high-fives about that.