Dio can you hear me?
Welcome to the PRO ZONE
It came from the baaasssseeementttt!
FILTHY
Ode to RIFFS
Legen (wait for it) dary!
Uhhh, honey?
Lorna? Sure!
Permutation loop Permutation loop Permutation
BLEGH
Come hang out in these
ENTOPTIC CLUES TELLS ME THIS
Pupil Slicer bassist Luke Fabian
Bradley Hall, but serious this
It all makes sense now.
A "Real" cool BTS look
Don't cry now
Get that moon OUTTA HERE
SHRED IT, ALAN
Take A Leap!
Make your song sound HUGE
From WRONG to STRONG!
Squeeze the juice!
Take a walk (ing bassline).
The age old question has
Connect the dots to epic
The truth REVEALED
Special guest Glenn Fricker of
The many faces of Trey
Sound great without breaking the bank!
Do you agree?
You feeling ready for tour now?
Phil X will blow your mind with his no-pedal tremolo!
Robert Baker and YouTube's Finest team up for a favorite underrated riff-off!
Final Fantasy, Doom, Zelda, and much more!
There are many plugins that came out this year, but these are the best!
Get spooked!
Low on dough but want the tone? We got you.
The Protomen conclude their earth-shattering list of Top Ten's.
The Protomen rescind their column from yesterday.
Slipknot, take notes.
Did your favorite joints make the cut?
More tour advice from The Protomen!
Get your ass to a VHS rental store right away! Or, you know, a torrent site or whatever.
A gear list to end all gear lists, as it were.