The Protomen’s Top Ten Top Ten Lists From Their Lists Of Top Tens

Our final show is tonight in a city we have sorely missed. We really love Chicago and we’re thrilled to be wrapping the tour up here. Thanks so much to Gear Gods for letting us voice our horrible opinions on everything from our favorite pieces of gear to Bill Paxton’s finest movie moments…and for those of you who followed us down this path of self-discovery and periodic nonsense, we thank you too. We’re headed south tonight to get back into the studio and keep cracking away on Act III. Until we meet again, we’ll leave you with this…

Top Ten Top Ten Lists From This List Of Top Tens

 C’mon… you knew this was coming.

10. Top Ten Parking Lots To Sleep in Across The USA

9. Top Ten Pieces Of Gear We Couldn’t Make Rock And Roll Without

8. Top Ten Reasons Not To Have More Than 5 People In Your Rock And Roll Band

7. Commander’s Top Ten Favorite Burrito Joints Across The USA… So Far

6. Top Ten Horrible Moments In Some Of Our Favorite Jams

5. Top Ten Reasons To Have More Than 5 People In Your Rock And Roll Band

4. Top Ten Places To Eat After The Show Across The USA

3. Top Ten Protomen Tour Superstitions Or General Life Tips

2. Top Ten Bill Paxton Movies

1. Top Ten Top Ten Lists From This List Of Top Tens

This one gets the top prize, because we feel that it really covers all the bases.

We’ve done it! We finished making an obscene amount of top ten lists!! It’s been one hell of a journey. I’d like to thank our families, our fans, the Academy, and Paul Reiser.

Catch the Protomen at Reggie’s tonight in Chicago, and keep on rockin’ in the free world!

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Max is managing editor of Gear Gods.