bass Tag

Stop picking on the little guy. Tapping is fine though.

And who am I to argue? I'm just some stupid journalist.

Someone needs to show these guys what a frown looks like. Have they never seen a band photo?

Wood from salvaged logs and water tanks

The guys were tasked with tracking a song and generating the tones using nothing but Toontrack's software. And their guitars.

For those of you who don't like dry guitars or sandwiches.

Actually there's nothing particularly "meta" about this playthrough video. I just thought that made a good headline.

The plague will be your bass mix if you don't master your craft, son.

I mean hell, there's magnets involved. And a "self-automating trap design." It sounds like you'd need a PhD for that.

You know, nothing serious, just coffee. Oh, I'm sorry, did I spill my coffee on you? Looks like of nice.

Rise from your graves, and build new amplifiers.

They're cioks full of quality voltage.

If I were king of basstopia all amps would feature built-in distortion and a blend knob,

Bass amps, guitar pedals, PA systems, microphones, synths, studio monitors, and on and on.