It's a dark, dark place, but we've all been there.

This has got to be the best way to meet women, possibly ever.

Yes Patrick, Mayones IS an instrument - a very fine one at that!

One of metal production's finest talked to us about working on the last Meshuggah album.

All 5 Neds of Okilly Dokilly gave their diddlies and doodlies on a host-a-rooney of subjects.

The many faces of Trey Xavier talk music promotion and guitar tracking in this edition of Dear Gods.

Chasin Jason's tone? Get it in this all-in-one plugin!

Old mate Max Bremer from Kingdom of Giants chugged out this exclusive playthrough of their new single "Damaged Goods" for us.