The internet is going to need something else to argue about, because this topic has a fork in it. It's

I'm looking to the next Bare Knuckle pickups that will come in "Ace," "Slugger," "Champ," "Sport," "Buddy," "Big Guy

I'd watch that for a

It kind of looks like a TV antenna, or the bones of a devoured fish

You guys really want to have this conversation don't you? So let's have it.

Scott Pellegrom hangs a lampshade on it like a boss.

Stop picking on the little guy. Tapping is fine though.

In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known

Alternate headline: Squarepusher writes music for 78 fingers and 22 arms.

The Revocation guitarist/vocalist will teach you everything he knows about songwriting or melt your brain trying.

Who does he love more: Neil Peart or Sean Kinney? You'll never believe his answer

From the newly launched jasonbittner.com he absorbs all of his gear/videos/lessons/gravity/light until the heat death of the universe.

I don't have anything clever for this one, just bang your damn head.