The Top 5 Riffs of All Time: Presented by Steel Panther

Today we wind down the top 5 riffs of all time. This is the definite list, scientifically and objectively chosen. So close the books, shut down the internet: no more need to argue about any of this anymore. Just get it tattooed on your forearm or some shit so you never forget.


Next week Steel Panther solve another colossal debate: who is the one true god? I’ve heard that the answer might be “Steel Panther.”

Steel Panther’s new album, All You Can Eat, is out NOW. Check out their very NSFW video for “Gloryhole” below:

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Chris Alfano has written about music and toured in bands since print magazines and were popular. Once in high-school he hacked a friend's QBasic stick figure fighting game to add a chiptune metal soundtrack. Random attractive people still give him high-fives about that.

Latest comments
  • This band is ultra lame.

  • Who gives a fuck what these talentless cock suckers think ? How about doing this segment with a real metal band ?

    • Man those are some harsh words for a comedy hair metal band. You doing alright man?

    • I hate sarcasm too (sarcasm)

  • Jesus Christ, fix the fucking mic sound.

  • Love these guys haha

  • ha ha

  • haha you’d think they’re lame but dudes are pretty funny

  • wow. awesome. :/

  • Why are there guys taking a Comedy Rock band seriously lol.

  • I don’t listen to Steel Panther, but they are pretty fucking hilarious. Good musicians as well.

  • Lets not forget, not only are these guys fantastic musicians, they are also entertainers and they do it very well. They are like a breath of fresh air in music. They only blow smoke up their own asses as part of the act, unlike most bands who think their god’s! Long may they last and keep bringing a smile to many faces. :-)

  • These guys rule! & those who don’t like um aint got no sense of humour!

  • Steel Pather is by far the best ’80s hair metal tribute parody band ever, ever. Well, maybe that’s because they’re the _only_ ’80s hair metal tribute parody band ever, ever. Death to all but 80s hair metal tribute parody!

  • I was just sitting in my room with my guiar watching these idiots here
    and then he started fucking yelling! i jumped to turn down the volume and my guitar got hurt a little :(

  • Pussywhipped should be number one. OMG that’s a killer track!

  • Just Like Tiger Woods should’ve been on this list.

  • greatest band of all time ever in history.

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