The Top 5 Riffs of All Time: Presented by Steel Panther

Today we wind down the top 5 riffs of all time. This is the definite list, scientifically and objectively chosen. So close the books, shut down the internet: no more need to argue about any of this anymore. Just get it tattooed on your forearm or some shit so you never forget.

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Next week Steel Panther solve another colossal debate: who is the one true god? I’ve heard that the answer might be “Steel Panther.”

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Chris Alfano has written about music and toured in bands since print magazines and mp3.com were popular. Once in high-school he hacked a friend's QBasic stick figure fighting game to add a chiptune metal soundtrack. Random attractive people still give him high-fives about that.