The Top 5 Riffs of All Time: Presented by Steel Panther

Today we wind down the top 5 riffs of all time. This is the definite list, scientifically and objectively chosen. So close the books, shut down the internet: no more need to argue about any of this anymore. Just get it tattooed on your forearm or some shit so you never forget.


Next week Steel Panther solve another colossal debate: who is the one true god? I’ve heard that the answer might be “Steel Panther.”

Steel Panther’s new album, All You Can Eat, is out NOW. Check out their very NSFW video for “Gloryhole” below:

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Chris Alfano has written about music and toured in bands since print magazines and were popular. Once in high-school he hacked a friend's QBasic stick figure fighting game to add a chiptune metal soundtrack. Random attractive people still give him high-fives about that.