Today we wind down the top 5 riffs of all time. This is the definite list, scientifically and objectively chosen. So close the books, shut down the internet: no more need to argue about any of this anymore. Just get it tattooed on your forearm or some shit so you never forget.
Next week Steel Panther solve another colossal debate: who is the one true god? I’ve heard that the answer might be “Steel Panther.”
Steel Panther’s new album, All You Can Eat, is out NOW. Check out their very NSFW video for “Gloryhole” below: