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In this simile ebony is a stand in for "the bass guitar" and ivory is an allegorical representation of "a

Drummers: are you bored of spewing in 4/4? Get in here and up your game.

Picks don't just grow on trees you know! Oh wait

Eidan Thorr-orr, floats around like butterflies

If we were in The Old West, would McCoy's outlaw name be The Sunbather?

A gift from the metal pantheon on high.

Brooklyns Tombs are not a place you can be buried, but an entity that will bury you.

Party Smashers meet Painting Smashers.

I wonder where that fish did go, a fish, a fish, a fishy, oooohhhhhh?

Turning the peanut gallery into peanut butter.

Ex-Between the Buried and Me drummer rips on Tommy Giles' new solo record.

Now that the rest of us are quitting music, can I call dibs on human taxidermy?

Black Light White Light Red Pedal Gold Digger.

Wait, is that a Fender P-Bass in David's hands instead of one of his trusty Jacksons?

The yaybahar kind of looks like what you'd use to plot a course to the moon in a dirigible.

First the freezer, now the desert