majesty Tag

Pull me (and my bank account balance) under. Im not afraid.

Slay some dragons with these axes

Shred it, Atticus!

Now with the actual knob that controls the temperature of the sun!

Behind the curtain

Every night I pray to the Trootch himself.

TAKE US AWAY, JOHNNY

This one doesn't have diamonds, but it still shines

Set the controls for the temperature of the sun.

The Trooch gets all the best toys.

Watch a muscular young Santa Claus demo his way through his entire EBMM/SBMM line.

LET THE HURTING OF BUTTS COMMENCE

The build and features of his new guitar as almost as impressive as his playing.