Revv up those fryers
Tell 'em DAVE
A X E S
Take your chances with Gus.
Shred on, Greg, shred on
Ready to grind like Gus?
Emphasis on "Monster"
Don't Hirsch yourself!
That's a lot of strokes!
Beam me up, Scottie!
What doth ye covet?
We thought we had seen
Like Meshuggah with panic chords.
On the heels of their
MORE STRINGS MORE STRINGS!
Solid proof that grind-core is
WALL. OF. BALL.
Dave knows axes.
Add more power to your
There's a better way!
Bassline to song in 20
Make your chords more colorful
Analyze This (diatonic chord progression)
What chords are in the
We ask the Gear Elder
Everything you've ever wanted to
Pahk ya cah at the
Dial in a tone - a Fluffy, Fluffy tone.
It's a head so mini, it might fit inside a different lunchbox head.
Shootout pickups or pick out something to shoot up, but do it quick!
Who demo'd it better?
Does this wah rock or is Fluffer a nutter?
Tune down, without touching a tuner.
One song - 13 guitars. Overkill? No such thing.
Finally, the easiest method of all. I can't believe I didn't try this!
And Kirk Hammett wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
Suffice it to say that Trapt are fucking morons.
You never forget your first.
The company formerly-known as Rhodes Amplification continues to bring the Colossi.
Fluff invades the Gear Gods YouTube channel.
Don't you Evertune? I sure don't.
How much mojo is in the Mojotone? Is it no-jo, or woah-jo?
A whole lotta heavy in one room.