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Other points of note: the clasp, drumbrella, and tracking to no drums at all.

The solo artist and Porcupine Tree frontman has a custom "Ghostly Delay" for his Flashback pedal.

The internet is going to need something else to argue about, because this topic has a fork in it. It's

An anagram of "funeral" is "real fun." I think that says it all.

Not to get mired in semantics or anything, since the point of the video is really just to show off

We took a look at the most drastically redesigned bass that Fender has released in decades.

He takes a break from tech metal for some jazzy grooving.

The former Anthrax guitarist is still king of good tone in his current band.

He's on the road with Buddy Guy, Bootsy Collins, Dweezil Zapp, and more.

Thrash guitarist miraculously still able to speak without mouth or cerebellum.

Feeling Lost in Consciousness? Maybe you've been trying to navigate the labyrinthine fanned True Temperament frets in this video!

After all these years the Triaxis is still going strong.

The Born Of Orisis/We Came As Romans/etc producer squashed his entire vocal chain into one inexpensive plug-in.

Or Kirk Hammett over Motley Crue. Or George Lynch over Iced Earth. Or

Hannes Grossmann Leaves the Metal in his Rearview Mirror and Eats a "James Brownie"

Ukrainian pianist Vika Yermolyeva kills it yet again.