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Another installment of "Thrash Course with Dave Davidson."

*Not to be confused with "Bjorn Strong," the Swedish bodybuilder.

At War With Reality is coming soon, but that won't stop you from listening to the drums. That's because nothing

To quote our comments section, the man "sweeps like a f#cking janitor."

Yes, I intended to type "sentimetal." It's a portmanteau.

No one cool will want you to sweep. Marty won't put up with that guff.

For a word as fun to say as "Chon," it sure is hard to come up with a good pun

Glenn Fricker and a few guitarist compatriots sought the answer.

But just to be sure we're running each frame of footage through our Ruth Scanner 3000.

Hailing death is easy. Try hailing a cab for a real challenge.

Come on guys, if you couldn't make it last forever then at least chop four seconds off of the running