Gear Gods Investigates

S H I T P O S T M A X I M U M

Let's put this new Metallica song under an immediate critical microscope!

What happened to the guitar submerged in a pool for so long?

Can you sing any music from a major movie that came out this year?

Anything is better than nothing. Right?

Play the flute? Why not just play a mandolin?

How will this week's guitar-plugging contestant fare on a ProZone obstacle course?

Tuning to B is usually a lot lower - unless you're tuning UP to B!

Looking for a fun new tuning that uses the same fingerings as standard? Look no further!

We froze and heated up a Vigier neck - how did it hold up?