Gear Giggles

You call that a heavy riff? THIS is a heavy riff

Finally, a SECOND band featuring two clowns

Music is Win, but guitar is annoying

Don't delay to hear the sound of delay without delay!

But at what cost? Has science gone too far? WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?!

I stabbed a man with a sword!

At least now we know what Entered the Sandman

Gibson solidifies their place as best guitar company in the Milky Way

He confidently laid out his plans to the Internet.