Next Best Thing After Polka Metal: Harp Metal

You know, “the world’s only identical twin professional harpists” is a really niche claim to fame, but I guess you have to stake that claim where you can. I have to imagine it’s also a difficult thing to prove, but I don’t work for Guinness (huh… weird harp/Guinness connection there if you interpreted that as the beer and not the book), so I’m just going to take Camille and Kennerly Kitt at face value.

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They’ve been known for covering Iron Maiden in the past with “Fear of the Dark.” Now they’ve returned for a double take with “Dance of Death.” I guess if my dreams of rearranging metal for polka won’t be realized then harp metal is the next best thing, since those outfits wouldn’t be out of place at Oktoberfest.

Source: Blabbermouth

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Chris Alfano has written about music and toured in bands since print magazines and mp3.com were popular. Once in high-school he hacked a friend's QBasic stick figure fighting game to add a chiptune metal soundtrack. Random attractive people still give him high-fives about that.

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  • I would bet everything that these girls were homeschooled

    • Homeschooled kids don’t listen to Iron Maiden.
      They listen to Mozart and Pat Boone.

      • Who says?

        • It wasn’t a serious input. It was just a joke. :P

          • If your mom was you teacher, chances are you’d be one aggresive kid.. Just throwin’ it out there.

          • Either that, or extremely sheltered. Which I already am, being that I DID still grow up in a christian home… while having aspergers.
            Either way, I’m at least glad I wasn’t homeschooled. It sounds absolutely horrendous.

          • So was mine ^_^

  • They are simply stunning.

  • those costumes are really cute.

    REALLY cute.

    I’m gonna go back in time, prevent myself from absorbing my twin in utero, and start a band with her. just so we can wear that costume.

    • You absorbed your twin in utero?

      That’s pretty Metal. m/

      • I dunno, just guessing. I heard somewhere it’s not that rare, but it tends to happen so early in pregnancy that it hardly counts.

        It just sounded metal as fuck.

        • It can occur in up to 1 out of every 8 multi fetus pregnancies and the earlier it occurs, the less likely there are to be complications. It’s actually most often not even noticed.

          • ……..

    • That just happens to be the exact costume I wore this past Halloween.

  • That was metal as shit.

  • Glad I feel ok to jack off for proper porn so I don’t have to resort to this.
    Edit: ok those rib cases pointing out of their chests are pretty hot.

  • Those things have to cost SO MUCH MONEYS

  • Sysnyster gates on the right can’t tell whos left sorry

  • Dude, where’s the distortion?

  • Women dressed in white and playing harps. So heaven does exist.

  • not metal – its krap

  • 8/10

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