Gear Gods

Following up on the release of the 20" ride cymbal a few months back.

To quote our comments section, the man "sweeps like a f#cking janitor."

Introducing the Harrison Custom Guitar Works "Alfa Romeo."

Assuming your iPad is full-sized, and not one of those little scrawny ones.

...that you argue about in person, assuming this Kickstarter gets funded.

You know how in Bill and Ted they wrote a song good enough to bring the planets into perfect alignment,

Yes, I intended to type "sentimetal." It's a portmanteau.

Shouldn't it be "Advanced Music Production Suite," grammatically speaking?

There's only 150 of these being made, due to the rare OC81D germanium transistors.

No one cool will want you to sweep. Marty won't put up with that guff.