Gear Gods

Ze Germans are here!!!!

I don't have anything clever for this one, just bang your damn head.

Better hurry up and sign up if you want Appice of the pie!

These Frenchmen came to Brooklyn to record an album at the worst possible time, yet somehow pulled it together.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

We're so excited for the Metal Masters 5 clinic, happening in two weeks. While there are still a limited amount

They'll help you calculate infinity in the face of option paralysis.

At least now Kanye has something to wear with those pants of his.

Thrown undergarments soon to follow.

The difference essentially comes down to magnetism vs pressure.

Unfortunately they don't answer the burning question of "what type of coffee is in that mug?"

Adding the already awesome lineup that includes Phil Anselmo, Kerry King, Mike Portnoy and more.

If any reader has a pedalboard with every single one of these cacophony devices on it, and can send me

Because Jimi or Randy never played it, basically. Also, I have no idea what it sounds like.