Gear Gods

Is the JCM 900 unfairly maligned when compared to the 800? After hearing the gnarly tones on Helsinki Savagery I

Wait, is that a Fender P-Bass in David's hands instead of one of his trusty Jacksons?

The yaybahar kind of looks like what you'd use to plot a course to the moon in a dirigible.

Stop sucking, start rocking.

They've got the kind of riffs that made Nietzche write "The Antichrist"

The Machine Head/Trivium/Napalm Death/etc. producer has his own expansion pack for EZ Drummer 2.

And a list of the most metal ways: to die, by genre.

We found one definite reference to the show

...That joke would have landed better if the band were called "Dethkalendar."

If you're a serious musician and intend on spending real time in front of a blaring amp next to a