Gear Gods

Selling his mixing settings and guitar tones, drum samples from the album

You know what Masto-don't? Over hype the high and low end at the expense of tone, that's what.

Bonus: Creature from the Black Lagoon jack-o-lantern. Available in most major retail locations.

Halo's no angel, but they look like they DO give a damn 'bout their bad reputation, and are taking steps

The plague will be your bass mix if you don't master your craft, son.

His name sounds like a censored curse, so you know you can trust him.

Which closely resembles the act of playing difficult drum beats quickly

Don't say the dj- word, just don't. But it totally does.

Patrick Sheridan traded an Axe-FX for a Mesa Mark V.

Tremble! as he recounts his sinister motivations for learning the guitar

I mean hell, there's magnets involved. And a "self-automating trap design." It sounds like you'd need a PhD for that.

You know, nothing serious, just coffee. Oh, I'm sorry, did I spill my coffee on you? Looks like of nice.

One last hit of NAMM, but DDrum does our job for us this time.

The Revocation guitarist/vocalist will teach you everything he knows about songwriting or melt your brain trying.