Gear Gods

The Cannibal Corpse/Blotted Science/Conquering Dystopia bassist gets his splatter going on blood red, the most evil of all reds besides

Sorry, I don't mean to keep harping on the polka thing. But check out this great rearranged Iron Maiden cover.

These guys won't let a break in stop them from sending you their metal.

Swing your beer stein to this one as we celebrate our kick-snare heritage.

Washington DC's newest doom-mongers shatter the capital's foundations.

Also, his philosophy on the difference between a lead and a solo.

Did we love it or hate it? The next 3 minutes may determine where you spend your next $1000

Promote your endorsed software and avoid pissing off your neighbors in the process. Two birds, buddies.

Now THIS is how you tell the tale of a rig's evolution.

I mean the album is called Inferno. I can't do italics in the header, or this description. But maybe he

Including the rare and elusive "Stradivarius," which is like the.. um, Strada

After creating like 50 different low-wattage amplifiers, Bogner is back with another 100 watt British-voiced screamer.

Because, you know, metal is loud, and stuff.

For those of you who love Animals as Leaders but hate having an 8th string.

When you stare into the quarter tones, it is said that they stare back into you.