Personally I'm waiting for the crabcore strategy guides. We have to attack that giant enemy crabcore for maximum damage.
Buz McGrath takes a bite out of riffs.
Honesty is the best personality.
It's also got an Evertune bridge and light-up fretboard inlays.
ToonTrack's Metal Month rolls on, and Ola's rollin' on the Rivers of Nihil.
You'll be so blood-stoked that you'll die, man.
In this simile ebony is a stand in for "the bass guitar" and ivory is an allegorical representation of "a
What do you get for the shredder than has everything?
Drummers: are you bored of spewing in 4/4? Get in here and up your game.
Picks don't just grow on trees you know! Oh wait
Eidan Thorr-orr, floats around like butterflies
If we were in The Old West, would McCoy's outlaw name be The Sunbather?
A gift from the metal pantheon on high.
A beautiful freak for the Find of the Week.
Brooklyns Tombs are not a place you can be buried, but an entity that will bury you.
Learn a riff AND get your music theory fix.
