“Anal of Death” Recreates Slayer With Hand Farts

I don’t know, y’all… have we been fucking up by not focusing on the noble musical technique of the hand fart? Should we have a category tag up top there next to vocals and keyboards? Surely we should take these oft shunned performers as seriously vocalists? At least these musical hand artists are likely to not have a raging ego, and they’ll probably help you break down your drum kit, which can’t be said for most singers.

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Well now is the time of the hand fart. We have our first break-out artist. YouTube’s resident metalhead flatulence simulator State of the Fart has moved beyond mere solo performance videos and created a true masterpiece of the genre.

Below is “Anal of Death,” by far the greatest take on the first track off of Slayer’s Reign in Blood. You’re getting in on the ground floor here, people. Let’s celebrate true genius before the world takes notice of him and claims him for the masses.

 

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Chris Alfano has written about music and toured in bands since print magazines and mp3.com were popular. Once in high-school he hacked a friend's QBasic stick figure fighting game to add a chiptune metal soundtrack. Random attractive people still give him high-fives about that.