Author: Chris Alfano

You don't get that confident swagger in your stance by rocking alongside a bunch of chumps.

Once they legalize the marriage of humans and drum fills, Ben Koller's tom toms and I will be getting in on.

It turns out "Head Azimuth" isn't an overlord who rules over the Azimuth Empire.

Someone get Marco Ianetta a gig with Sepultura, stat.

Buy one Rigged feature for free, get a playthrough video for the low added price of "also free."

...well, Kaoss anyway.

I love it when a good plan comes together.

Yes, October 21st. Don't make me send you a Snopes link.