What’s the forecast for today Mr. Samus?
Diarrhea. Vomiting. And metal, sweet metal.
I figure, if we’re all gonna die, then the least we can do is die in an extremely metal way. Although, I guess that could depend largely on what kind of metal we’re talking about – in this case, goregrind maybe? I’ve made a list below of the other metal ways to die by genre.
Power Metal – Eaten/burned by dragon
Black Metal – Sacrificed on altar to Satan
Viking Metal – In glorious battle
Nu-metal – Overdose on Meth
Prog Metal – Overdose on math
Djent – Crushed by guitar with too many strings
Pornogrind – Gangbanged to death
Metalcore – Alcohol poisoning
Classic Metal – Old age
Symphonic Metal – Alone because dork
Death Metal – all of them. That’s why it’s called DEATH METAL.
Which ones did I miss?
