What’s that? Do you hear it? Look! From the chimney! It’s guitar phenom Jason Richardson! How’d you fit in there? Why are you all bloody? Why aren’t you saying anything? What’s that in your big weird bag Jason? A new video? What’s this one about? You soloing over violinist extraordinaire, Lindsay Stirling‘s “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy”? Wow! Just in time for the holidays! How convenient! Is it a tasty one? Well, I guess we’ll just have to find out, won’t we? Hey, where’d Jason go? He’s gone! Where’s all my booze? Where’s my wife?