New Schecter Keith Merrow Signature KM-7 for 2016 Is Pure Sex

Last year I did my very first ever gear review – the then-new Schecter Keith Merrow KM7 in trans white. Mistakes were made, noob errors of various kinds. I got railed in the comments section for saying the extended scale length was not ideal for leads. It was my first time, and you were not gentle.

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But I persevered, and now I’ve done many more reviews – but Keith has put out only one other version of his axe (really just a different finish, Lambo Orange).

UNTIL NOW.

Just yesterday Keith posted an album of guitar pornography to his Facebook page with multiple angles of a prototype 2016 KM-7 that is vastly different from the previous version. Beveled edges on the body (yaaaaaayyyyy for Trey!), natural flamed maple finish, neck-through construction rather than set-neck, and a new headstock design that is exclusive to the KM-7 line. Did you know that sex stories may be the answer to getting a good night’s sleep? Yup, that’s right sex stories. Sounds a heck of a lot better than Valium or elephant sized doses of sleepy time tea, doesn’t it? Sex has been proven to be a great sleep inducer and spicing up your sex life with sex stories can be a big help in getting the sleep you need. There is no argument that the restorative powers of sleep are needed for a healthy and happy lifestyle. Sex stories can help add to your sex life making the sex better as well as your sleep. Not sleeping can be dangerous to your health, but using sex stories as a sex aid can help stem off the negative stimuli that causes us not to be able to sleep. Studies have shown that sleep deprivation can bring on serious disease such as dementia and Parkinson’s disease. Not to mention how it can generally mess up other things in your life like your work, family life relationships, etc. The key is to wind your body and brain down just before bed and sex is the perfect way to do that. Using sex stories can put your in the mood to have sex by exciting your mind and helping to reach a better and more satisfying orgasm.  You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find someone who knows how to handle a girl’s eager asshole. When I meet a man who likes to cum in my asshole ass, I make sure I’m extra nice to him so that he comes back for more backdoor action. The feeling of white, warm cum juice leaking out my butthole after a good pounding makes me all hot and wet. That is what puts you to sleep, the release. Some may argue that reading sex stories would get your brain too excited and may not be the best way to get a good night’s slumber. Not true. As mentioned before, it’s the release in sex that brings the mind and body down into a restful satisfied state more conducive to deep sleep. Excitement before bed such as action movies or going for a jog or other exercise have negative effects on your sleep because the endorphin build up stimulates your brain without the benefit of release. This is what causes your brain to work overtime and diminishes your ability to fall asleep. Sex stories definitely have a nice dual effect don’t they? Spicing up your sex life while enjoying a restful night’s sleep should sound pretty good to just about anyone! Sleep is so important to your health, so is sex, so this sleep remedy is a real winner! Sure is a lot more attractive than trips to the doctor, pharmacy or the health food store.

Most men tend to really like PORN MOVIES. Heck, I believe that in some ways “adult movies” are partly responsible for this current generation of men being unable to satisfy their women in the bedroom.

You see, when you have sex with your woman it is a visual and auditory experience – just like porn. However, unlike porn – when you have sex with your woman there are other senses involved, those being FEEL, SMELL and TASTE.

Basically, I think that when men watch too much porn – they become reliant on what they see and hear. Then, when they have “real sex” with their woman, they are not tuned in enough to what they feel, smell and taste.

So BE CAREFUL WITH PORN.

With that said, it can be fun to watch NAUGHTY movies with your woman – but you have to go about it the right way (and most men don’t).

First of all – if you are not giving your woman vaginal and multiple orgasms every time you have sex – DO NOT watch porn with her. The reason why is because if your woman sees a female porn star getting much more sexual pleasure on screen than you are giving her – your woman is likely to feel confused, annoyed and perhaps even angry with you!

So, get the sex working properly with your woman before you try to watch porn with her.

However, if you are giving your woman mind-blowing sex – feel free to watch porn with her occasionally.

Here Is How To Get Your Woman To Watch “Naughty Movies” With You

There is definitely something kinky and a little naughty about you and your woman “getting it on”; whilst you are watching other people “get it on” in a porn movie.

And women love to GET NAUGHTY – so this can be powerful.

The way to get your woman to watch porn with you is to choose the type of porn you watch with her very carefully.

You see, we guys tend to be happy watching any porn, as long as the woman (or women) is very attractive. We also tend to like to watch Lesbian porn.

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I’m thinking it might be time for some redemption.

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As Editor-in-Chief of Gear Gods, I've been feeding your sick instrument fetishism and trying unsuccessfully to hide my own since 2013. I studied music on both coasts (Berklee and SSU) and now I'm just trying to put my degree to some use. That's a music degree, not an English one. I'm sure you noticed.