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They want to touch more of your drum head, baby. Because that skin of yours is so fine.

Wait, you mean microphones are more than a pop shield and a cable coming out the rear end?

He's Conquered Dystopia, mowed the Plains of Oblivion, and ordered Zero Phase, so what's next?

Even if your band plays crustened black metal, you probably envy this band's guitar tone.

And its software, specifically designed to customize the footswitch for Kemper optimization.

I mean he shreds through it. You know, not that he's crying the whole time.

He's spending time in Toyko, where even the most common household items are sentient robots.

Seriously, if given the record to record with or sans robot, you're going to pick the robot.

Our ability to "fix" modern recordings is in fact ruining said recordings.

And ultimately, to better articulate your melodies.

I have a friend who always refers to Dimmu Borgir as "Dimmu Burger," and it makes me hungry every time.

In other news, President Nixon has just resigned his post. And who is this Tosin Abasi guy?

As long as that help involves the drums in general, and hitting drums with sticks in particular.

Watch Dave Young play guitar and answer iPhone.