Author: Chris Alfano

I vote for a rule that all 64-bit plugins have to have "64" at the end of the name, like Nintendo games did.

There is no way that this rig makes it through any kind of security checkpoint.

Members of Lewd Acts throw a little bit of sludge into their aggression.

Buzzsaw keyboards! Acrylic guitars! And

Now you can mainline the Darkest of all Glass straight into your bass.

By that I mean any basement gig that you play

Plain old "on" just isn't good enough in today's world. Never settle, man. Never settle.

Because we all need a little tolex every once in a while.