They're not.

Now that he's back, y'know.

Beefy.

With some modifications, of course.

When isn't Boss releasing new stuff?

Get your fuzz pedals ready.

For maximum reverb.

You can finally sound exactly like the man himself.

Yes, it's expensive.

All of 'em are really nice.

"I don't like musical gatekeeping."

How considerate.

Bradley Hall, but serious this time.

Get ready to moonwalk.

If you need: surfing with men,

As chunky as you'd expect.