I'm seeing red!

Shred it, Atticus!

Sssssssssick!

Look ma, I'm in the movie!

Got some Qs?

Sure, it works great - but who's it for?

Bury me in pedals!

Learn scales with NO music theory and NO rote memorization!

Like a trapeze artist!

Nice vacuum!

And modern art is CGI

WHEN WILL YOU BE QUENCHED, OLD GODS?

Wicked smaht, ked!

The power of a Metal Zone in the palm of your, uh, computer!

Once, twice, thrice!

It could be yours!