Plugging The COCK BLOCKER Into The BUTTHOLE BURNER Into The POONTANG BOOMERANG Because Fuck It

2020 was gonna be my year. 2020 was gonna be ALL our years – yours, mine, everybody’s. We had big plans. Big things lined up – tours, albums, birthdays, weddings, graduations. Instead, it turned out to be a continuous dumpster fire, and each new month brings a fresh batch of shit-fuel to keep it burning.

So, why the fuck not? Let’s go ham and plug a Cock Blocker gate into a Butthole Burner distortion into a Poontang Boomerang pedal. Just writing those words into this post and the title means it’s probably not going to get seen by anyone and be buried by an algorithm, but, like, fuck it. I’m gonna have some fun before whichever of the many disasters becomes the one to hit the final flush on the toilet of Earth.

Just hit play on the fucking video, it’s got peppers that look like dicks.

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As Editor-in-Chief of Gear Gods, I've been feeding your sick instrument fetishism and trying unsuccessfully to hide my own since 2013. I studied music on both coasts (Berklee and SSU) and now I'm just trying to put my degree to some use. That's a music degree, not an English one. I'm sure you noticed.