Author: Chris Alfano

How'd you like to own Bill Kelliher's "Golden Axe" Prototype Les Paul? Of course you would, you Axe Battler.

I'm pretty sure these guys have PhDs in advanced mad scientist-ing.

See what happens when you deprive a musician from his instrument for too long?

It's like the B9, but one number better. Or one number worse if you're still in school.

Scratch all of the "Best of 2014" lists, because Glenn's found The Sex Kittens

How well can you solo while girded in chainmail? Not this well, I'd wager.

Considering that the band features former and current members of Obscura, Blotted Science, Dark Fortress, Necrophagist, Noneuclid, Spawn of Possession, Aborted, and God Dethroned, it's unlikely that you'll avoid the 'loid.

Fretless bass insanity to make you doubt your own playing ability all weekend.