Author: Chris Alfano

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Chris Alfano has written about music and toured in bands since print magazines and mp3.com were popular. Once in high-school he hacked a friend's QBasic stick figure fighting game to add a chiptune metal soundtrack. Random attractive people still give him high-fives about that.

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I'd love to send them both off of a dock and into the River Thames, but for very different reasons.

Glenn Fricker weighs in with a few tips on shaping your ship up.

Because Kayo Dot are allergic to convention, they're promoting their new album Coffins on Io with a riff playthrough video of a song from their last LP, Hubardo. Never change, Kayo Dot. Never change.

Store up enough good karma for when you need to kick an orphan.

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