Author: Chris Alfano

...assuming their phone is a Samsung. Say "hola" to the iRig HD-A

You'd better pray for four more arms.

Personally I'm waiting for the crabcore strategy guides. We have to attack that giant enemy crabcore for maximum damage.

Buz McGrath takes a bite out of riffs.

You'll be so blood-stoked that you'll die, man.

In this simile ebony is a stand in for "the bass guitar" and ivory is an allegorical representation of "a really impressive playthrough."

Eidan Thorr-orr, floats around like butterflies

Now that the rest of us are quitting music, can I call dibs on human taxidermy?