As is Gear Gods tradition, this year we boarded a cruise ship and set sail on a wonderful adventure known as 70,000 Tons of Metal. If you’re unfamiliar with 70K, essentially, it’s the greatest thing to ever grace this godforsaken planet. 60+ metal bands on a luxury cruise ship for 5 glorious days of non-stop concerts, hot-tubbin’, and all the free bacon you can get your mitts on. What more could you ask for?