Crack a beer and dig some riffs.

Without Mercy and without any fucks given

Aharrr me hearties, 'tis piratey goodness ye be wantin', then thar be treasure inside!

The next wave of progressive metal has

Getting their shreducation while they're young!

Progressive Occasionally Blackened Melodic Tech-Death

Which guitar would you like to be beaten to death with?

It's not only playing with fire that can get you burned!