Revv up those fryers
Tell 'em DAVE
A X E S
Take your chances with Gus.
Shred on, Greg, shred on
Ready to grind like Gus?
Emphasis on "Monster"
Don't Hirsch yourself!
That's a lot of strokes!
Beam me up, Scottie!
What doth ye covet?
We thought we had seen
Dude rules.
It's insane.
Dude is a monster.
MORE STRINGS MORE STRINGS!
Electrifying!
Peri4ry?
Solid proof that grind-core is
WALL. OF. BALL.
Dave knows axes.
MY EARS (in a good
Add more power to your
There's a better way!
Make your chords more colorful
Analyze This (diatonic chord progression)
What chords are in the
We ask the Gear Elder
Everything you've ever wanted to
Pahk ya cah at the
Because at our pre-NAMM meeting it was ultimately decided that "would I look hot in your underwear" wouldn't be an
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In the past all of the top-shelf ESP guitars were made in Japan, but the new E-II series guitars are
They'll help you calculate infinity in the face of option paralysis.
At first I thought this was an Onion article.