Richard Henshall from Haken, specifically.

Wata's super crunchy new pedal.

With an excellent sunburst finish.

According to Fender's CEO, anyway.

It's that simple, right?

Time to create tons of soundscapes.

A redemption for those that needed it.

If you really, truly need noise.

Possibly the Maestro FZ-1 Fuzz-Tone? Maybe a new version?

Effectively a new, better version of the MXR Blue Box.

It offers over 50,000 tones and offers a ton of smart options.

Available in a few different configurations.

It works anything with a tap-tempo out.

Please don't make boring songs. You don't have to.

All shall be revealed on January 11.

Someone call Chris Letchford!