It's the most wonderful time of the year!
It's got a bottle-opener on it. What more do you want?
AAAUGGGH GOD I'M BLIND
It's a head of its time.
Dang, this kid can shred!
Got Bent? Get Bent!
Keytars and geetars and rack gear, oh my!
Building a unique kit that sounds killer with little-to-no audio engineering skill is easy!
It's a groovy trigger to pull, baby.
2 strings less than you were hoping for, but it should hold you off for the moment!
These riffs are set in stone.
Play some Van Halen with a British accent!
This Trivium ain't your average medieval school curriculum.
