Former president Donald Trump is out in the world selling NFTs, because of course he is. One of those expensive .jpgs is a photo of world-renown guitarist Donald Trump playing what appears to be some sort of Gibson ES-335 ripoff and we’ve got some questions. For starters, let’s take a look at ’em below thanks to attorney Ron Filipkowski:
Our questions are:
- Why?
- Who the hell plays a guitar on a motorcycle?
- If you’re gonna play a guitar on a motorcycle, why would you get an ES-335 looking model? Get a B.C. Rich, dude
- What’s up with that tremolo bar attached to… not any sort of bridge that would support a tremolo bar?
- It’s always a good idea to pick as close as possible, if not right behind the bridge, right?
- That headstock looks like a fucked up spoon. Not a question, just saying
- What kind of avant-garde fretboard is that? Dude’s out here playing a whole new tuning system that we’ve never seen before
- Why?
- Again, why
So there you go. Also, we just screenshotted NFTs. Whoops?
