It’s been scientifically proven that guitar salesmen are only able to exist in human form as a mensch, or a curse. They do not seem have an in-between mode. You’re either gonna get the stink-eye as soon as you touch anything, or an unprompted “don’t let the manager know, ‘cos I’ll get fired” discount.
Ya boy Tyler Larson, from the YouTube Channel “Music Is Win“, made this whimsical video in honor of all the annoyingly bad ones.